Wednesday, September 11, 2013

From the Vault: Weird War



Attention culture warriors, psychic soviets, hot-rod drivers, teenage delinquents, and well-groomed terrorists, there is a new group to guide you, to enthrall you, to take you to the unexplored fringes of post-political thought and dogma. These cross-ethnic do-gooders will take you to the mountain, to the stars, to the moon covered in cosmonaut corpses and tin foil flags.

They are Weird War and they are here to save you!

Founded by impromptu prophet and rock n roll medium, Ian Svenonius, Weird War has existed, in one form or another, since the hegemony solidifying year of 2001, when the president read to kids like Nero played the Lyre.

Their first dispatch was I'll Never Forget What's His Name, an aural questioning of the age of stupidity in art and politics. Since then, they have released multiple revolutionary soundbites. 

But propaganda is only as good as its readers. Embrace it, envelope yourself in it, join the band of bite marched, suit-swaddled youth!

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